5.31.2007

Take out the trash edition


  • First off, the Naples trash crisis is getting pretty fucked up. IHT reports, pics here.
  • Slate notes just why the Supreme Court gender-pay ruling is so ridiculous. Short summary: Suppose your employer was stealing from you for years, but you didn't find out for ten years. If you think you're entitled to something, you're wrong. If you think you should complain within the first 180 days, you're in the majority of the Supreme Court! And if you're a working woman, you can go screw yourself (or allow your employer to keep screwing you)! You've come a long way baby... or not. Sometimes the best option is the Dolly option.
  • This article in NYT makes it sound like just finishing a marathon is better than actually, you know, running in the marathon. It's healthier, less stressful, "everyday Everest," etc. But I'm not sure. I mean, it certainly seems like the distance alone is dangerous if you're not properly trained. And it feels to me that a really slow marathon participant (I'm lookin at you Mike Skinner) could be doing himself more damage if it's just a one-off deal.
  • Someone voices my evil McGonagall theory about Harry Potter. I think it's fairly persuasive... and worrying. I hope it's not true, but no one is above anything in these books any more.
Today's video comes via YourDailyAwesome. Midgets were the first ghost-riders, it turns out.

5.28.2007

Memorial

Andrew J. Bacevich has been one of the war's most fervent academic opponents and has written at length about American militarism and the dangers it poses. He was a soldier in a brutal, unpopular war, and a conservative in many traditional aspects of the word. As a sharp critic of the Bush Doctrine, he has noted that neither Democrats nor Republicans have acted in America's best interests, and as a scholar, he has helped lend credence to his brand of paleoconservative isolationism as an alternative to the Iraqi slaughterhouse.

He is also, more importantly than all those things, a father. His son, a 1st Lieutenant in the Army Cavalry, was killed by a suicide bomber on May 13, 2007 south of Samarra. No matter your political leanings, I implore you to consider exactly what it means to "give one's life for one's country." Instead of offering my weak words to honor the dead, I hope that Bacevich's words will suffice (read the whole heart-breaking piece here):

Memorial Day orators will say that a G.I.'s life is priceless. Don't believe it. I know what value the U.S. government assigns to a soldier's life: I've been handed the check. It's roughly what the Yankees will pay Roger Clemens per inning once he starts pitching next month.

Money maintains the Republican/Democratic duopoly of trivialized politics. It confines the debate over U.S. policy to well-hewn channels. It preserves intact the cliches of 1933-45 about isolationism, appeasement and the nation's call to "global leadership." It inhibits any serious accounting of exactly how much our misadventure in Iraq is costing. It ignores completely the question of who actually pays. It negates democracy, rendering free speech little more than a means of recording dissent.

This is not some great conspiracy. It's the way our system works.

In joining the Army, my son was following in his father's footsteps: Before he was born, I had served in Vietnam. As military officers, we shared an ironic kinship of sorts, each of us demonstrating a peculiar knack for picking the wrong war at the wrong time. Yet he was the better soldier -- brave and steadfast and irrepressible.

I know that my son did his best to serve our country. Through my own opposition to a profoundly misguided war, I thought I was doing the same. In fact, while he was giving his all, I was doing nothing. In this way, I failed him.

But there may be hope that this ungodly war will end, and that Memorial Day next year will not have fresh graves to mourn.

5.27.2007

Zombies ruin everything

  • Remember that whole thing I was going on about with Google and privacy? Looks like the EU is on it. Yay government overreaching!
  • As I've said before, support the troops. PAY THEM. "Support the troops" cheerleader rhetoric, especially with Memorial Day right around the corner, has worn particularly thin on me ever since Joel Stein's "I Don't Support The Troops" op-ed came out, to much outcry. Whenever a platitude, truism, slogan, etc. becomes so ingrained that it is untouchable, it loses all meaning and is bent to whoever speaks it. (Witness the Giuliani-9/11 phenomenon.) "Supporting the troops" apparently means sending them with no clear mission other than "victory" (whatever that is), not ensuring their supply lines, paying them poorly, and then abandoning them afterwards. No one who endorses keeping soldiers in this hellhole "supports" anything but their own empty rhetoric. In the meantime, they enjoy "obscene amenities" such as this. Happy Memorial Day. I honestly don't know how the Bushies live with themselves.
  • Argh! Cheney doesn't quit! Neither, apparently, does any other Republican. Many argue that the Democrats aren't going to change the culture that spawned the Bush monster. But at least they should be better than these bozos... right?
  • I want to note here that the news depresses me more than ever these days. On the way back from Monaco with Anna, I read through the Herald-Tribune, and as much as "there's no news like bad news," I've rarely felt much worse about current events as I do these days. I don't know if our times are necessarily darker than those in the past, or if us news junkies have just become more aware of, and consequently jaded towards, the events of the world. In today's edition, I saw violence continuing in Iraq, Aung San Suu Kyi confined to another year's house arrest, escalating violence in Lebanon and Israel, and a snotty article by Tyler Brule. To watch the forces of what can only be described as evil rising on both sides with the Islamofascists facing off against the militarist American Great Leader complex on the other, and all manner of despots and crackpots in between, one wonders how much longer our humble race and blustery country can keep on putting.
  • Which is why I'm really hoping for this. Maybe it's a dopey hope that won't be fully realized, but better tarnished hope than assured despair. Who knows if any true changes will come to pass? For now, I've got the audacity to hope.
  • More on lolcats, Fark on lolpresidents. My favorite is probably William Howard Taft with "I can has cheezburger?"
All right, time for the video selection. Gotta go with some classic Wu-Tang. It's a blast from a past... 2,000,000 B.C. that is. Wu-Tang always had such awesome videos... and no airplay. Ninjas + dinosaurs + caveman attired video girls + overly furry jackets + Ghostface = genius. Back, back, and forth, forth.

5.25.2007

A few notes

  • Seriously, haven't we had enough creepy kid movies? Here's a new one. At least it doesn't star this kid.
Finally, video choice, the amazing song "Cartoons I'd Like to Fuck". Yeah, they're mostly "underage"... but they're also animated. So it's all good. But as you know, in my book, hilarity trumps almost anything. OK gone for the weekend. Hope y'all bang the Sun-Maid raisins girl.

5.24.2007

not much time

OK, a quick review, as I have to study for a couple of exams tomorrow, and then I'm gone for the Monaco Grand Prix.

  • First off, read Andrew Sullivan's reaction to an Obama rally. He describes Obama as a possible Reagan of the left, and I'm inclined to agree, what with all of Obama's cross-over appeal and a demand to the end of scorched-earth politics, along with pragmatism on serious issues. "This is not who we are." No, it's not. Obama could unify the nation and create a true national consensus on our most dire problems. But he has to get to the general first, and beat the best-funded, best-connected, most-established nonincumbent candidate in history. Game on.
  • Warning: this al-Qaeda torture manual is graphic and disturbing. But the fact is, I can't find the outrage I once would've had, because what with our secret prisons and torture outsourcing, I'm sure the United States is committing similar torture, if not on its own then through proxy.
  • Speaking of alarmism, I don't know which to believe, William Langewiesche's new book on nuclear proliferation (mostly culled from two Atlantic articles) or Michael Hirsh's article against it. I enjoy Langeweische's prose, but not being a nuclear weapons expert, I can't say one way or another. I'm more inclined to believe Langewiesche's assertion that nuclear bombs have ceased to be the power of large nations. Our weapons are unusable; only a "small" nation or non-state actor would dare use one today.
  • Ain't no party like a Scranton party. Kevin and Angela from The Office visit Scranton.
Finally, video time. If you don't love MXC, then you don't love xenophobia and schadenfreude. And if you don't love those, then get the hell out of Freedomstan. 25 most painful MXC eliminations. God bless Japan and God bless America for making fun of them.

5.23.2007

sorry sorry sorry

Yeah, anyone out there reading this, I haven't updated in a while. So much for updating daily. I was doing so well until I told people that I was updating daily. Nuts!

OK, here we go with a run-down of today's reads and whatnot.

  • First off: I don't think Democrats get it. They were elected to end the Iraq war. The reason that their approval is in the tank is because they refuse to push back at Bush. We forget that the Congress is more powerful than the President. Meanwhile, as the Democrats shrink from a fight, THE fight, THE moral question of our government today, the Bush Administration plans yet another surge. Because the one we had was working so well already. Don't look now, but the new Iraq strategy looks an awful lot like the old one...
  • Obama and Edwards are trying to harness the power of the interwebs for their campaigns. I understand the appeal of the netroots, and in particular, the fundraising potential. Still, I can't help but disbelieve the voting base. Take a look at the discrepancy between the online Ron Paul/Mike Gravel phenomenon and compare it to Gallup. A net phenomenon doesn't necessarily equal a good campaign. One need only look at Obama's less-than-buoyant numbers to see that youth power and cool cred will not bring the bread-and-butter union, elderly, and minority voters out for the Democratic primaries. Besides, there's always the risk of something dumb.
  • Does IU do something like this? I just have memories of couches and Foreman grills littering the streets of Bloomington. We should totally have a yard sale out on Dunn Meadow.
  • Mmm, car cake. It takes 100 kg of sugar to bake a pretty cake. Tasty. See more pics here.
  • Yesterday, the earth officially became more urban than rural. Does concentrating our carbon (and other polluting) impact in cities help or hurt? I was thinking about this myself. On the one hand, there's less waste in buildings, but on the other, buildings leave their lights on more often, and the direct effect on residents is much worse. I don't really know. But a significant milestone has been passed, and no one noticed.
  • Google: doing no evil? Geez, I'm kinda scared. Think about how much information of mine Google has. All my e-mails (full of private information and surely off-color, racist, sexist, etc. remarks) are on their servers. Everything I've ever typed into Google is on their servers. If this is the future of Google, shouldn't we be scared? Or should we just forget about it? I'm inclined to just shrug for now.
  • Yeah, I know I always point to Greenwald. Still, a good read. All that talk of the "surprising" number of American Muslims who support attacks on civilians is rather vapid, as a decent number of white Christian Jack Bauer wannabes also support attacking civilians, like I dunno, this guy.
And finally this video (NSFW.. violence): RAMBO IV! Decapitation IN-TRAILER! Washed-up action stars, for the win!

5.18.2007

Ha! Worth a mention.

Tinky Winky responds to Falwell's death. I lawled like a child.

FIRE GONZALES

Come on. Seriously. Fire him. Have him resign. Impeach him. I don't care.

It's now increasingly clear that this man helped to destroy the rule of law in America and subvert justice into the hands of an opportunistic partisan executive.

The guy makes me nostalgic for when John "Lost to a Dead Guy" Ashcroft was Attorney General. And who ever thought I'd be saying that?

The latest: Gonzales lied under oath, tried to make everything the President does legal simply because he's the President, and had nothing but contempt for the Justice Department before going on to run the Justice Department.

As Dahlia Lithwick puts it ever so lucidly: "The bad guys were winning for a while because they picked the teams, set the rules, sidelined the referees, and turned off all the lights in the stadium. Congress has some work to do. It needs to drill down on what this mystery eavesdropping program was (and which worse mystery eavesdropping program it replaced) and to get to the bottom of the Yoo memos and what else they've authorized. Let's call the Comey testimony the halftime show. With the refs in and the lights finally on, this might just prove to be an interesting game after all."

That is to say, this scandal need not be a sad chapter in American justice, but can instead be a turning point, where the law comes back out of the shadows and into its proper role as guiding light for our country. First things first: Gonzales out. Either the Senate should impeach or he should step down. In any case, why does this joker still have a job? Get his chair at the Hoover Institution ready.

5.13.2007

Today's articles

  • An Esquire writer impersonates his gorgeous 28-year-old babysitter on an online-dating site, Cyrano-style. Sweet, funny, and enjoyable. Life from the other side of the computer screen from freaks, geeks and creeps...an insightful view into what it's like to be a beautiful woman.
  • Yeah, we know everything and everyone is going to die. But 50% of species on earth? Doesn't that seem a little high? This article in Mother Jones, if everything in it is accurate, scares the living shit out of me. Because if anything, 50% seems low. Reminds me of this essay by David Quammen a number of years ago. Is our planet really becoming a planet of weeds? And are we one of them? What is it Carlin says? "The planet is fine, the people are screwed."
  • Almost as an addendum to the Josh Bell experiment a while back, Washington is having real auditions for Metro entertainment.
  • I really had to pee! Tommy Thompson continues to make his case for being leader of the free world. He's more unbelievable than Tancredo... OK, not quite, but close.
  • Why has everyone kind of decided that Gonzales has somehow saved his own skin? This kind of story drives me nuts. If Bush won't fire him and he won't resign, we need to impeach this guy. "Deflection"? Please. Only if deflection means refusing to answer/remember ANYTHING. This is the guy that said, "I think I may be aware of that." He's a schmuck. Either he actively tried to put Bushie loyalists in U.S. Attorney positions, or he's so incompetent that he doesn't know what happened, what got approved, who on his staff did what, and which lawyers approved what for him to say about things about which he knew nothing. This is the guy running the federal justice system? Geez. Get this guy out of office right now.
  • Cubs have dropped two in Philly. This is gonna be a long stretch. Shea doesn't look promising.
  • 9/11 begins to creep into our normal artistic worldview. Don DeLillo's 9/11 book, Falling Man, is right around the corner. I wonder how 9/11 will look in the rearview mirror ten years on.
  • This guy catches sunglasses with his face. The video's good, but it's the funk soundtrack that makes the YouTube. Pimptastic.

Sunshine, lollipops, and Alzheimer's

A couple of movie reviews:
(Image via RottenTomatoes)

Sunshine: This is Danny Boyle's latest movie, coming out in France a few months before in America. The studios are trying to get it into Oscar and awards contention, I think, by putting it in September. I wouldn't hold my breath, Fox Searchlight.

OK, first, the concept seems really lame, especially if you remember The Core, which produced among my favorite movie trailers of all time ("How do we fix it?" "We can't." "What if we could?").

How similar are they in concept? The Core: core of earth has stopped spinning. Diverse oddball crew has to drive a bomb into it to restart it. Save mankind. All that jazz. Sunshine: Sun has stopped shining brightly. Diverse oddball crew has to drive bomb into it to restart it. Save mankind. Etc.

Yet, while the concepts are the same, the actual movies are vastly different pieces of work. For The Core, the core of the earth is a mulligan, a plot device, a piece of scenery for whatever rescue mission. Sunshine is really about the sun. Its characters, the humans, are the plot device, revolving around the fiery, petulant, god-like, screen-blinding sun. The movie kind of wearily ports the luggage of sci-fi visual stunners like 2001, but that means we get some amazing Danny Boyle moments of image mastery. We rarely feel the power of a flaring white screen quite like we do during this movie. So many "important" movies play in varying shades of dark and darker that we forget the oomph a fade-to-white can bring in a shadowy theater.

We get the ragtag crew (the closest thing to a protagonist we get is Cillian Murphy's wide-eyed, bomb-tending physicist) with all its requisite types: the sensitive female, the hothead male (Chris Evans, trying to gain serious acting cred I guess... still can't not think of him as Jake from Not Another Teen Movie), the overworked engineer, the snotty first officer, the dutiful captain, etc. Probably worth noting is the international makeup of the crew: Malaysian Michelle Yeoh as the biologist in charge of the oxygen-producing garden, Japanese Hiroyuki Sanada as the honor-bound captain, New Zealand Maori Cliff Curtis as the increasingly sun-obsessed psych officer stand out.

Still, despite good performances, these guys never transcend their prescribed roles, because as mentioned above, they aren't supposed to. The movie doesn't try to break the mold as, say, 28 Days Later tried to bust up the zombie-movie genre. Boyle plays the thrill-ride for all he can (a crucial decision, things start to go wrong, problems layer on top of problems, tempers flare!), just to the point in the movie's last act, where the genre's silliness takes the film off the rails into an eye-rolling "climax."

OK, mild spoiler (not really... cuz it ain't ruining nothin'): the film devolves into a "slasher" last act, which many will believe was tacked on for appealing to a teen audience expecting a thrill, but despite its total unbelievability, I find the mistake of its inclusion to be telling. Boyle needed that extra shot of lunacy, to hammer home his point that the characters barely matter and the bright god-like sun which dominates the movie can drive us out of our minds and out of our humanity. The massive power is dehumanizing and debilitating to those who dare stand before it. The ending is not incongruent with its opening.

Inelegant? Jarring? Eye-rolling? You bet. But in the end, Boyle doesn't care.

From my criticisms, you may think the movie is not worth seeing. But I emphatically encourage it. Boyle is a craftsman; he makes movies. To feel one's cynical heart race at a seemingly ludicrous amassing of errors makes one appreciate the skill of the filmmaker, and honestly, the first two-thirds of the movie are about as enjoyable as sci-fi movies get. You'll thrill, you'll chill, you'll roll your eyes! But in the end, when you leave the theater, I think you'll find you're better off for having taken the voyage.

Away From Her:
Uh, short synopsis. I called this "that depressing Canadian Alzheimer's movie," and I suppose from an oversimplified angle, that's what it is. The only misleading word there is "depressing," because it doesn't really depress the viewer in the way that, say, Brian's Song or any number of CBS Hallmark Sunday night movies do.

The story concerns a husband, Grant, (Gordon Pinsent) and a wife, Fiona, (Julie Christie) in their early sixties who suddenly find themselves facing a foreign problem: Fiona is "losing her mind" as she so eloquently puts it while searching for the word for "wine." Alzheimer's starts eating away at her mind, and they make the decision to put her into a care facility. One requirement of the care facility is that Grant must leave his wife at Meadowlake for thirty days without seeing her, a tall order for a man who has spent the last twenty years alone in a spacious house with his wife.

Here's where things get complicated, and where the film takes its turn for the truly searing. We learn that Grant's past with his wife is not as perfect as the opening "tender" moments would have us believe. When Grant returns to visit his wife, Fiona has fallen hard for a companion at the home, barely remembering his face. Her reaction ("You certainly are persistent, aren't you?") is heartbreaking and the anguish on Pinsent's face is alien. Is she just fooling with him? Is she just instigating a little tryst with another resident to get back at her husband's earlier improprieties? What is Grant to do but keep coming back every day to visit? "I never wanted to be away from her."

Let me get my minor criticisms out of the way first. The dialogue occasionally takes on a preachy, soliloquizing tone that no one would ever use in real life, the kind one only finds in moralizing movies. The pacing is slow, even for a small movie of 1:40 length. If you dislike films with long close-up shots of people "coming to terms" with devastating realities, uh... go watch this instead. But seriously, if you were going to make a parody of "art movies" that critics love but the rest of us find inscrutable, it might look a little something like this.

That said, this is almost as perfectly a constructed "small art movie" as you could possibly want. The script -- loyal to, yet expanding from, a short story by Alice Munro called "The Bear Came Over the Mountain" -- rings true with the stilted conversation of reservation and the subtle cracks that we hide beneath the simplest language. Two marvelous actors, Gorden Pinsent (whose work I don't know) and Julie Christie (whose work I do), put in finesse performances like you wouldn't believe. They don't have to chew up the scenery or dress in period garb (I'm lookin' at you, Forest Whitaker) to produce jarring emotion. The direction, too, gets out of the way and lets the actors do the work they were meant to do.

Certainly, I should make special note of Sarah Polley, the actress who adapted the short story to screenplay and directed the film. A quirky actress, but now, demonstrably, a talented and reserved director. You'd never think that this quiet, perceptive film about aging, loss, memory, and love would come from a woman in her twenties.

A few short notes about things I loved...

Flashbacks: Most of the time, flashbacks are predicated by a fade-out, a sign of the times, whatever. But in this film, they cut seamlessly back and forth from present to near-present, to a grainy past in Kodachrome, all floating around a haunting, crackling, smiling eighteen-year-old Christie. In the way that a true Alzheimer's patient would lose her mind and lose her way, so do we too lose ourselves in the sometimes-repeated, sometimes-evocative images that we can't quite place.

Disease-movie-syndrome: The movie deftly avoids being "about a disease." It's not maudlin or cloying, doesn't play the disease for "crying moments." The Notebook, this ain't. Rather, just as a good horror film eschews the big scare for the overall feeling of dread, Polley wants to see things in the long term. So we get Grant's black pickup truck cruising back and forth over familiar terrain, the long ruts of cross-country ski lanes, the signposts of time passing; all letting us know that time will erode us but that it also flattens the beds of rivers and bends the boughs of trees. This is where that pacing I mentioned earlier wins back what it loses in occasional plodding. The movie isn't as depressing as you'd think it would be, because we feel the gradualness of it, the long goodbye still anchored by the deepest of human emotions. As Christie comments in the movie, the love of youth is too demanding, a "liability." That slow gentleness just holds us close and refuses to let go.

Olympia Dukakis: Yeah, that's right. This ol' broad comes at you with a feisty but deeply human performance in a smaller role that will stick in your mind as much as the two principals (who as previously mentioned, are outstanding)

All right, that's all I've got. If you get a chance, see both these movies. High quality.

5.10.2007

First post in a while

Sorry, I've been neglecting the blog. I'll put an RSS feed up soon, since I know Atom is kind of annoying for some people.

Uh, so I'll just post a few thoughts that are neither here nor there, then post a couple items I've been working on, one about Sarkozy, and another about Sunshine.

But first, the bullshit.

  • A Radar Magazine profile of Mike Gravel hints at the bizarre media frenzy over a man willing to actually, you know, debate things. He's the darlings of the web these days (3 front page stories on reddit), with hordes waiting to rig every online poll they can find. Yet, here comes the Washington Post to spoil everyone's fun, with a fairly disgusting unsigned editorial about how "fringe" candidates should be excluded from debates, that they're not "serious" enough. But if not for these "crackpots," no one would actually have to debate anyone and the Democratic debates would've just been a bland communal circlejerk between Clinton, Obama, and Edwards (yeah, get that image out of your heads). OK, so here's a guy who has said he's not running to win. He's running on issues that he wants people to hear. Isn't that admirable in our society, a society full of lemmings following blindly behind so-called conventional wisdom, a man stands up and says "You don't get to be President without speaking to my issues."
Let me be clear that I'm no Gravel maniac. I still have deep man-love for Barack Obama. But if Obama refuses to show guts on his issues, I'm going to be forced to abandon him. As much as the testosterone-fueled macho-fest of the Republican debates, not to mention the whole Bush presidency, has demonstrated how useless the strength=stubbornness=strength axiom is, no Democrat has emerged whose moral drive matches her/his issues platform... except for Mike Gravel (and Dennis Kucinich... but Denny's time as fringe candidate du jour has passed).
  • "Then we kick the press out." -- Vice President Dick "Civil Liberties" Cheney
  • Speaking of Republicans, when you see David Frum (you know, Mr. Axis-of-Evil himself) writing a piece about how useless the Republican Macho Man show of force is... you know the party's in trouble.
  • Goddammit, AP headline writers.
  • OK, one last thing, I realize that if I link to this, I'm only further promoting Patrick Buchanan's continued paleoconservative xenophobic screeds. But I don't care. People have to read just how repellent this man is. Buchanan has things to say about "The Dark Side of Diversity." You see, Pat figures that since sometimes, immigrants kill people, diversity must be the overall impetus behind these killings. Because white people never kill anyone. Especially not other white people. Before 1970, everyone was dandy. Like this guy.
The repellent article made me want to pull my hair out. But to understand just how deranged the xenophobes have become in America, you really do have to read it for yourself.
And a video... PROOF! I hadn't seen this; apparently it's pretty old. But after this, I knew I had to include it. ATHEIST'S WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!111onewon

5.06.2007

President Sarkozy

Yeah, it's official. 53-47 Sarkozy. Years of fun await France.

Looks like Sarkozy's gonna win

Latest reports have UMP supporters ready to celebrate.

More at 20:00, when first estimates will come in. Looks like 7-8 point spread. Also, looks like more than 80% turnout. That's fuckin crazy. Maybe if we got rid of the electoral college we'd have some higher participation too.

Pretty close election, but in the end, I think everyone knew this was coming. Time to see what the backlash is... (Personally, I think it'll be quite limited, but living in Aix, that kind of impression could be from a quite limited scope.) Looks like the centrist vote broke hard right.

We'll have more solid numbers in not too long.

Funny how TIME slips away

UPDATED BELOW

There seems to be a decent amount of hubbub over Time Magazine's Time100 (most influential people) not including George W. Bush, but including Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and the likes of Rosie O'Donnell and Angelina Jolie. Needless to say, right-wing blogs are fairly up in arms over this perceived snub.

At first glance, I'd say that fear of Time's collapse is greatly overblown. I mean, they probably didn't pick Bush to be on the list, because frankly, they like the idea of picking new people every time. After all, Bill Gates didn't make this year's list either after making it many times in years' past (including co-Person of the Year), and it's not like he's gotten any less philanthropic, or that his software isn't still flying off the shelves. Still... Oprah's made the list every year since its inception. And with turmoil continuing at the magazine, I don't think it's just right-wingers who have reason to complain. (For more on the back room shake-up at the magazine, read this New York mag profile from a while back.)

For example, the week that the first wave of revealing documents in the U.S. Attorneys scandal broke, Time had exactly zero articles about it. Not even a blurb on what may be one of the most damning scandals to befall a Justice Department since J. Edgar Hoover ran the FBI. I guess they decided it wasn't quite news. Then, before you know it, they come back swingin' the other way, suddenly champions of the cause.

I suppose this whole situation illustrates the state of traditional news media: smacked by the left (Greenwald, TPM's Josh Marshall, et al.) for coddling the establishment, and smacked by the right (The Corner, FOXNews, et al.) for showing their "liberal bias." Meanwhile, they have to get dragged kicking and screaming by the Marshalls and Politicos to the important (in Marshall's case) and frivolous (in Politico's) stories of the day.

With the speed of new media, what does Time provide? It should be a helpful compendium for those unwilling or unable to spend hours reading newsblogs and mainlining CNN, a week-in-review and week-ahead with analysis and opinion that makes an impact on our lives. That was the idea from the start, and that should still be the idea now. If anything, its mission should be even easier to accomplish... there's so much more news out there to collect, frame, and consider that the public would otherwise ignore. While CNN blathers into its 18th hour about the contents of Anna Nicole's fridge or which computer games the Virginia Tech murderer played, Time (CNN's partner in print) could provide something America desperately needs: a voice of calm authority on news stories and a powerful searchlight to shine on stories out of the limelight.

Whereas this goal is noble, the yearly Time100 has made a perversion of it, reducing important figures of the day into blurbs written by "ironic" or "fitting" authors (Petraeus by McCain, Dawkins by... Behe???). What makes its list any different than People's "Most Beautiful"? Obviously, no one is getting more or less beautiful (or at least, not by much) in one year. It's one thing to name the top 100 for a century (which Time did quite well, I think... despite their inclusion of Princess Di and the usual fluff). It's something else entirely to come out with a new list every year, as if people somehow lost influence in a year or gained it back. The conceit is so ridiculous that the results are bound to be loopy.

Stengel claims that he wants to emulate the Economist with Time. Which is all fine and dandy, I suppose (except that the Economist's readership is teeny and has no mass appeal). The Economist rightly calls itself a newspaper, and Time has a lot more magazine tools at its disposal. I know, I love the Economist's endless columns of text and wry wit, but Time provides the big picture, with easy-to-understand graphics and writing that unfolds briskly for someone plopping down on the chair at the dentists' office.

Time's whole reshuffle to "get back to basics" and bring in the old graybeards of the Beltway to replay the past is totally at odds with their reshuffle to jump into the electronic world with bloggers like Ana Marie Cox. I dunno, it just feels like Time's multiple personality disorder is starting to show in many ways, alienating the left, the right, and all the news junkies. When you pull a stunt like this, it's hard to get anybody back on board with you.

UPDATE: Here's just another example of the Time 100's pallid boring bullshit. As I mentioned, Michael Behe wrote Richard Dawkins' blurb. Predictably, it's colorless and fairly transparent. Yet, Behe has released the full text of what he wrote for Time, and notes that they added several phrases ("deeply unsettling to proponents of intelligent design" and the like). Just goes to show you how useless the Time100 is, and what an indicator of Time's current doldrums the list indicates.

5.04.2007

An acceptable level of violence

"What's an acceptable level of violence in Iraq?"


"That's a very good question and I don't have an answer for that."

Last notes

  • I realize I haven't said anything about the big showdown debate from the French election last night. Eh, I'll talk about it later. If you speak French, you can watch it here. They're numbered.
  • I'm a Democrat like you wouldn't believe, but I find hate crimes laws to be fairly ludicrous. Isn't policing thought among the worst things we can do? (Plus, how do you prove it in court?) It's an impossible-to-enforce, difficult-to-justify law, which doesn't necessarily do anything to end the problems it attacks; it just punishes them. Now, the Democrats in Congress have passed an even stricter (and equally difficult to prove) revision. Honestly, I don't want my government wasting time on it, frankly. Or maybe I'm a racist, homophobic bastard. Who knows?
  • For all you StumblersUpon, there's a new StumbleThru which is site-specific. So you can StumbleThru Wikipedia, Flickr, or Blogger. Options are limited, but it is kind of fun.
  • Heh. NOT CRAZY ENOUGH.
  • The more Glenn Greenwald I read, the more awesome he becomes in my mind. His voice is a necessary, lucid voice in dismantling the disgusting, tyrannical, right-wing lunacy which has trampled past the American populace, and towards which the media shrugs, turning its attention to much more important things like John Edwards' haircut or Don Imus' big mouth. Greenwald is a voice that American media needs to hear, and instead, they all flock to Drudge to see what story-of-the-week to follow this week. His latest piece is on an op-ed that appeared in the Wall Street Journal entitled (no joke): The Law and the President -- in a national emergency, who you gonna call? It just gets worse from there. Read the Greenwald here. This is the logic that runs our country. It seems like Greenwald's one of the few left to call them out on it.
  • From RollingStone, selection of President by continual humiliation. That's how the 08 primaries are gonna happen, folks.
  • C'mon LAPD... never beat someone who buys ink by the barrel. In fact, just never beat anyone ever. Way to fight the stereotypes, guys.
  • One last thing: Why hasn't Alberto Gonzales resigned yet? What gives? Does he have to not remember a lot more things under oath? Are there other things he totally agrees with, takes responsibility for, and doesn't remember? Another top Republican demands his removal. QUIT ALREADY.
  • I read a story about how secret music had been found encoded into the patterns on the wall of a chapel in Scotland (henceforth to be referred to sadly as "the Da Vinci Code" church). Here's the video:

5.03.2007

A quick review of SPEE-dare-MAHN

Thanks to the paradigm of the current movie market, where global revenues are larger (but more spread out) than domestic ones, we in France had the benefit of seeing Spider-man 3 before all you American chumps. Deal with it.

Anyways, I'll try to review the movie briefly without giving anything away... not that too much is left to give away.

OK, better than Spider-Man 1 (although I admit, I was not much a fan of the first... likable but not lovable... a bit too clunky in construction... other things). But just barely. It felt like they were trying to cram too much in, and maybe going through the motions. There seemed to be a strain on the cast, as if this was just an exercise to garner endless showers of cash.

For example, the Sandman storyline (it's in the trailer; I'm not giving anything away) is kind of a throwaway: interesting on its own, but wholly unnecessary for the plot, especially for a comic book movie at 140 minutes. It was like he was added in just to have the (admittedly) cool effect of the Sandman in the movie. More SpiderSpuds to sell, after all!

And more Sandman story means less Venom, who was sadly underdeveloped. As one of Spider-Man's most frightening and pathological nemeses, he could've really provided a deeper exploration of all that "OMG THIS SHIT IS DARK" marketing that has been used for the movie. (Side note: Apparently "darker" just means "emo" complete with dark bangs covering eyes. I'm surprised he didn't bring back the glasses with thicker frames.)

Perhaps most worryingly, the great ensemble cast, wrangled into working together on one more feature, get essentially cameo roles. Jameson gets a couple laughs, Aunt May makes brief "Peter, you need to find yourself" moments, and random characters pop in and out, but they appear as dangling attachments rather than supporting actors.

(Also, there is one scene, which, like the lovey-dovey scene in Casino Royale, which must have been written by a twelve-year-old... or just a bunch of idiots.)

OK, I'm ragging on the movie a lot. A whole lot. But in the end, despite having really fucking high expectations, I still really enjoyed it. Sure, the movie will make a bajillion dollars (my estimate) and that's what the studio wanted from it, but Spiderman 3 is worth seeing, without a doubt. There are a couple spectacular action scenes. The direction, as always with Raimi, is superb, with its Technicolor palette and wry winking cheesiness. Even Dunst-McGuire, which may have seemed awkward in the first film, has developed into a relationship with believable chemistry. If I was handing out stars, I'd give it 3 out of 4. But maybe I'm just let down, because I could be giving it 4.

Save net radio

If you haven't yet, DO IT.

The increased royalty rates don't help artists (not enough revenue from Internet radio) and don't help listeners (homogenized bullshit). Save net radio. It's worth it.

Oh I'm back

I returneth to the blogosphere after days of vacational whimsy and paper-writing. Let's get right to it shall we?

First up: the Digg wars... I don't care. What I did want to comment on was the tone used by mainstream media regarding the "news community site." The New York Times sees the Digg revolters as "sophisticated Internet users." Forbes analyst sez: Adolescent males putting up "graffiti" and "vandalism". Which is it? Judging from Digg... probably more like the latter. Still, a warning to the wise about "living by wisdom of the crowds"... you also die by it.

Speaking of bloggy business, The New Republic, long since regarded to have sold out by many in the lefty blogs (Kos and Atrios come to mind), has published a number of pieces about the netroots recently. You can find the most recent here. The point about the lefty hysterical paranoia is that, sadly, during this Administration, they have been right more often than not. I still don't buy that "No Blood for Oil" crap, and Dick Cheney didn't order 9/11. But the fact is, all these lefty bloggers who were branded extremist nutbags by the right, and even by centrist liberal thinkers like those at The New Republic, were right about Iraq and this Administration's disdain for the rule of law. (Tom Tomorrow's cartoon sums up the idiocy pretty well...) Yet, the country remains mostly immobilized and apathetic. Maybe a little paranoid hysteria is what we need, eh?

The LATimes' weird piece about Chinese honey... worth the read, though. Illustrates that change in China may seem like it's going by fast in the cities, but the countryside will be a tougher sell.

Whither the miliblog
? What a bad PR move by the Army. Yeah, I know, giving away enemy positions and everything... it's like blacking out letters before sending them back to the States. Still, cutting off the soldiers' ability to blog could backfire. No one is more supportive of the military than, you know, the military.

A picture from my trip... bombed out churches make me think of Wolfenstein:
That's all I've got for now.